New Fantasy Queen in Town
I didn’t want to worry anyone right away, but now that a week has passed and the NFL season is officially done, it’s time to send out the warning: A new girl is getting ready to beat you in fantasy football.
Emily Marie Schauf entered the world on the Saturday morning before Super Bowl Sunday, graciously arriving early enough to get Daddy home for the big game. (I still missed the entire first half, but I suppose I should be getting used to that.)
As soon as she’s staying awake long enough to do more than eat or kick her way through a diaper change, she’ll begin learning everything I know about fantasy football. (Of course, maybe she’d be better off learning everything Jay Clemons or Ryan Parr knows.)
Everyone is healthy, happy and adjusting well so far — though the first car ride with two fussy daughters in the backseat was an eye opener.
Bear with me through any posts that might be made with tired, bloodshot eyes.

